The Laws Of Ultimate Reality

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Bio-Mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Wilson 's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.


Creative Conclusion:
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved & attractive body, but rather to skid in sideways. Chocolate in one hand & Texas Sweet Tea in the other, body thoroughly used up,totally worn out & screaming "WOOHOO..Whatta Ride" !!

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Union approves deal with GM to cut labor costs

Union approves deal with GM to cut labor costs

Pact could help GM's expected bankruptcy filing move through court quickly!
Good Article - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30996124/?from=ET

Creative Conclusion:

America don't we think this is just a little late? Why didn't the unions do something sooner to save the jobs of these individuals.....Can the union really save them. Me personally "No, they can't" they should have done something back in October or sooner to try and save them and their people an embarrassing moment which has come later then we expected.
Unions are good for collecting dues and that is all, they make themselves richer and stronger....not their workers.

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Campus Guns Bill Passes Senate

Campus Guns Bill Passes Senate

POSTED: Wednesday, May 20, 2009
AUSTIN -- Texas concealed handgun license holders could carry weapons into public college classrooms and dorms under a bill that has cleared the Texas Senate.
But in a last-minute change, the legislation exempts teaching hospitals run by institutions of higher education.
The bill passed 20-11 Wednesday and now heads to the Texas House. Supporters say the bill reinforces the constitutional right to bear arms and could prevent mass murders such as the 2007 shootings at Virginia Tech. Opponents say it would make campuses more dangerous.
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The guns on campus bill is SB1164.

Creative Conclusion:
Good Job Texas!

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Obama to unveil big increase in required mpg

Obama to unveil big increase in required mpg
New rule will set 42 mpg for cars starting in 2016, sources say
article - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30810514/wid=18298287

Okay America isn't Japan doing this already?

Creative Conclusion;

I say why don't we just better the mileage that the government has issued as the standard! Let's say we go one step forward, say 50 to 60 mpg on all cars by 2014. You know we can do it since it has been done already by the Japanese. We need to take back the auto industry and get it going again here in America, we need to buy American already. I can confess I have one Japanese car (Scion) and one American made (Truck GMC) my first ever truck, I like it the truck but, would love to get better gas mileage wouldn't you? So I say let's get it started right here right now America!
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Florida Grandma pulls gun on car full of youngsters

Florida Grandma pulls gun on car full of youngsters
Article - http://www.wptv.com/mostpopular/story/Grandma-pulls-gun-on-car-full-of-youngsters/hZm-k1pWS0ixXUUO6c4FuQ.cspx

America, let's give Grandma a hand, seems some people don't understand that everyone is starting to protect themselves and the things they own. So watch out for anyone over 50 driving a car you may think in an easy target to harass! You just may find out that a 9MM Glock would be in your face or in your A**! Go Grandma!

Creative Conclusion:
This is for the idiots that don't watch the news and have no idea about gun sales and ammo sales. If you haven't heard people of all ages (50 to 90) are buying guns or own guns to protect themselves from young whipper snappers! I live in Texas and everyone owns a gun period. You may not like it but it is the truth. The best things in life are Beer, Guns and ex-wife's all from Texas!
have a great weekend and for those of you under 50, look out for Grandma's and Glocks!
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A budget cure: Marijuana taxes?

A budget cure: Marijuana taxes?

In this desperate economy, some argue that legalizing and taxing marijuana could plug multibillion-dollar holes in federal and state coffers.
Good article http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/StockInvestingTrading/a-budget-cure-marijuana-taxes.aspx?gt1=33002

America;
There has been allot of talk about legalizing Marijuana, states are looking at the taxes they could get from selling to the public. Would you be in favor of this? Tell us what you think.

Creative Conclusion;
I don't see anything wrong with legalizing Marijuana, Have you ever seen the movie Saving Grace with Brenda Blethyn and Craig Ferguson. If you haven't I suggest you get it and watch it, talk about funny I couldn't stop laughing a must see movie in regards to having a love one die and leave you a ton of bills with no money to pay off the dept! The movie reminds me of what life was like when I was a child, we had no cares and loved to party everyday, weekend or any spare time we had. So America if Marijuana is legalized bring it on, I know I would buy it.
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Stocks jump on housing, construction reports

The S&P 500 nears erasing all of its 2009 loss. Pending-home sales rise, while construction spending shows an unexpected gain. Upgrades of Research In Motion and Intel boost tech stocks. Warren Buffett dismisses bank 'stress tests.' Sprint Nextel earnings beat estimates.
article http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Dispatch/market-dispatches-050409.aspx?icid=dispatch_090504

Well America Good News is on the horizon!